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jswordy

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Two ol' hillbillies was a-framin' up a house and they both eyed a 2x6 leaning up against a wall.

"I wonder what that one measures?" said the one.

The other'n jumped up and run over thar and laid that board down on the ground. Then he pulled out his measuring tape, and yelled,

"8 feet!"

Well, the first hillbilly just started shaking his head like it was the sorriest thing he'd ever seen.

"What'r yew, a ijit?" he yelled. "I don't wanna know how LONG it is, I wanna know how TALL it is!"
 
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