high-tech redneck

[sangwitch]

you might be a high-tech redneck if...


You post country winerecipes on a website forum.
You've ever bought beer and wine making suppliesonline.
You write to Hewlett-Packard to sponsor a NASCAR team.
You've modeled your new 'Daisy Dukes' for a webcam.(Waldo!

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You have a celphone headset for your fishing boat.
Your robot dog is named 'Bubba'.
You paid more for your computer than you did for your house.
You subscribe to the chewing tobacco newsgroup.
Your windows wallpaper is the confederate flag.
You make John Wayne MP3s.
Your IM lists are "Wine buddies" and "Mama'n them".
Your ringtone is a Hank Williams song.
You modified your gunrack to hold a rifle AND your laptop.
You help install a wireless hotspot zone in your favorite Honky Tonk.
You've ever called Graceland to tell them their webcam was down.
You have your monster truck magazine collection on CD-ROM.
You've ever been to a computer show wearing a Lynyrd Skynyrd T-shirt.
You've ever emailed a digital photo of your new tattoo.
You know the GPS coordinates of Fine Vine Wines.
You've ever paintedthe URL for FVW on an overpass.

 

[PolishWineP]

Haa haa haa haa! Hee hee!

Those are pretty funny and just too danged close to true!

 

[Waldo]

That is hilarious sang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

 

[sangwitch]

Waldo, "high-tech redneck" has been stuck in my head since you said it the other day. Of course I had to google it...

 

[NorthernWinos]

Waldo, "high-tech redneck" has been stuck in my head since you said it the other day. Of course I had to google it...

Must be the Cough Syrup and the Hiccup episode that got your head into that mode......