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For all of you Johnny Carson fans out there, these are my favorite from the great Carnac.. Seer of seers and semi-mystic from the exotic east, who will provide the answers to yet unknown questions.

These questions have been hermetically sealed and kept safe on Funk and Wagnal's porch...

And now, the great Carnac


1) Moonies
2) A cat and your wife
3) lollipop
4) Preperation H and your salary
5) Dairy Queen
6) The American People

.. and now, I hold in my hand the LAST envelope...

7) Sis Boom Baa


1) Name a religion that drops its pants.
2) Name something the you put out at night and someone who wont?
3) what happens when you stop on you lolli?
4) What can you depend on for shrinking?
5) What do you call a gay milkman?
6) Name the loser in the 1976 presidential election.

7) What sound does a sheep make as it explodes..
 
I miss Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon.

At local golf tournament in the 1970s…

 
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