Navy pilot

[jswordy]

During a commercial airline flight an experienced Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.

When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "that's a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.

The Navy pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "And all these years, I've been chewing gum."

 

[Gwand]

During a commercial airline flight an experienced Navy pilot was seated next to a young mother with a babe in arms.

When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice, and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to help with the various baby-related items. When the young mother expressed her gratitude, the pilot responded, "that's a good looking baby, and he sure was hungry!"

Somewhat embarrassed, the mother explained that her pediatrician said that the time spent on the breast would help alleviate the pressure in the baby's ears.
The Navy pilot sadly shook his head, and in true pilot fashion exclaimed, "And all these years, I've been chewing gum."

Here you go Jim. I hope this is new to you. G

A handsome fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance and casually looks at his new Apple watch. The woman notices this and asks, "is your date running late?" "No he replies, I just got this state-of-the-art Apple Watch and I was just testing it.The intrigue woman says, " a state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The pilot says, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "what it telling you now?" "Well it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "well it must be broken because I am wearing panties." The fighter pilot smirks taps his watch and says, "darn thing is an hour fast."

 

[jswordy]

Hahaha, good one!