An
extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of
which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several
false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure
he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently
trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his
feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely
containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up
and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring
down replied: "I think I just beat the s--t out of a ghost."</span></font>
extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of
which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several
false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided the latest episode was another
and stayed put. He suddenly filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed
beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure
he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets
landed on him. He started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently
trying to get the unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a
tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his
feet, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard, (barely
containing his (laughter), and who had watched the whole incident, walked up
and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring
down replied: "I think I just beat the s--t out of a ghost."</span></font>
