How to make the woman happy!

[HB_in_Subic]

Oh, we've got a much easier point system.

She just points at me and says,

"You're an a--hole!"

And there ya go.

Yes but when you start having "hallway sex", she says "FU" as she pass you in the hall you know it's over. If you are saying the same thing out the front door, that is considered "public sex". Either way you are screwed. Been there, done that. This one won't end that way I am sure

 

[jswordy]

Yes but when you start having "hallway sex", she says "FU" as she pass you in the hall you know it's over. If you are saying the same thing out the front door, that is considered "public sex". Either way you are screwed. Been there, done that. This one won't end that way I am sure

That's way too complicated for a drunk.

She says, "You're an a--hole."

Then I say, "Thank you. It took many years of hard work."

To celebrate, I pour another glass of wine. Oh, and eat another chicharon.

She throws her hands up in exasperation.

I shrug. "I still love you." And I drink from my glass.

Hmmm - how did I direct that statement, to her or the glass?

Women love that mysterious stuff - it's romantic!

 

[wineforfun]

Not really. Been together 13 years.. I wouldn't call that new. This is my 2nd marriage and refuse to repeat the mistakes that I made with the first one.

Gotta agree with HB.

I did as he did. We pretty much laid out likes, dislikes, etc. beforehand and 21yrs. later all is well(at least it was when I left for work this morning). Oh, and I am 50 and her 51, so we are far from newlyweds or young ones.

 

[jswordy]

That's way too complicated for a drunk.

She says, "You're an a--hole."

Then I say, "Thank you. It took many years of hard work."

To celebrate, I pour another glass of wine. Oh, and eat another chicharon.

She throws her hands up in exasperation.

I shrug. "I still love you." And I drink from my glass.

Hmmm - how did I direct that statement, to her or the glass?

Women love that mysterious stuff - it's romantic!

It's a joke....

 

[wineforfun]

Jim,
That is awesome, quoting yourself.

 

[jswordy]

Jim,
That is awesome, quoting yourself.

Now I am quoting you about me quoting myself! Let the superlatives begin!