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A 50 year old man is out golfing with his 80 year old father.
The father slices into the woods and, while looking for his ball, comes across a frog sitting on a log.
"Please sir, if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess. I will also make love to you non-stop and answer every one of your heart's desires.".
The 80 year old father thought about it for a while, then picked up the frog and put it in his golf bag.
The son saw this and asked "aren't you going to kiss it"?
"Nope" said the father. "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog".
The father slices into the woods and, while looking for his ball, comes across a frog sitting on a log.
"Please sir, if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess. I will also make love to you non-stop and answer every one of your heart's desires.".
The 80 year old father thought about it for a while, then picked up the frog and put it in his golf bag.
The son saw this and asked "aren't you going to kiss it"?
"Nope" said the father. "At my age, I'd rather have a talking frog".
