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Back in the 90's AOL put their installer disk in everything imaginable. Most people threw them out.

Not me. I'm frugal. I reformatted 'em, put a new label on 'em, and used them. At one point I had a stack of AOL flopped nearly 2' high. I used 'em until floppies phased out, although these were cheap floppies and tended to degrade faster than others.
 
Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them).

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you, but it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

6. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

7. They begin the evening news with 'Good Evening,' then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I thought I wanted a career. Turns out, I just wanted pay checks.


10. In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, notify:' I put "DOCTOR."
 

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