LOL,
I had this one member of my group that was allergic to bees.
We always had some bees around us when we pressed our wine. They really did not have interest in stinging anybody. They were just interested in getting at the juice. The press always had a number of yellow-jackets climbing around. As long as you were careful, you would not get stung.
To combat the yellow-jackets, this member (in a shear act of brilliance) sprayed bug killer all over the working press!!!! What an IDIOT!
When I asked him if he was willing to drink the wine that was just sprayed with Raid, he simply looked at me with a dumb expression and said "Oh, I haven't thought of that".... I just shook my head in disbelief.
We ended up having to break down the press, ditch all of the grapes in the basket, hose and scrub EVERYTHING several times. In all, about 2 hours work.
I do not know who I am more angry with... this idiot member, the yellow-jackets, or our educational system.