She was standing in the kitchen . . .

[mikewatkins727]

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only

The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
I embraced her and then Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said,"Thanks,"and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,"What was that all about?"

She explained,"The egg timer's broken."

 

[littlefootwines]

very good to funny

 

[peaches9324]

lmao yep to funny!

 

[Hunt]

........... Ouch

 

[sour_grapes]

I laughed and laughed and laughed.

(Not with any knowledge, of course. I have heard about such things, but don't know first-hand what the crux of the joke is... )