Husband Down!

[Runningwolf]

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.<?amespace prefix = o ns = "urnchemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" />
“What do you think you're doing?” asks the wife.
“They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,” he replies.
“Put them back, we can't afford them,” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.
A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.
“What do you think you're doing?” asks the husband.
“It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,” replies the wife.
Her husband retorts, “So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price.”

HUSBAND DOWN! HUSBAND DOWN! AISLE 7

 

[ibglowin]

Bwahahahahahahahaha

Good one!

 

[herbenus]

Man goes into a "ladies" biker bar and walks up to the counter. To the blond bartender he says "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke." The bartender says: "Sir, look around you." He looks around to seemore blondes. "This is Barbie and Bobby Sue. This is Venus and this here is my good friend Spike. Now are you sure you want to tell this joke."


The man looks around again and says, "No maam. I don't want to have to explain it 5 times over."

 

[grapeman]

Both great.


Mop-up in front of the bar!