This fella from Chicago died and went to hell. Now, while he was alive, this guy liked to boast that Chicago was the best city in the world, and annoyed everyone not from the Windy City by going on and on about how great it was.
On his first day in hell, the devil comes up to him and says "So, how do you like the temperature here?"
The guy replies "It's great! It's nice and hot, like Chicago in the summer. It feels like it's June and I am at the lakeshore."
So the devil goes over to the thermostat, and cranks it up.
"How do you like it now, smart guy?"
"Oh, it's fine. It's just like Chicago in July in the Loop."
Now the devil is angry, and cranks the thermostat more.
"How about now, pal?"
"It still feels like Chicago, like I am stuck on the Eisenhower in August, so not too bad."
Now the devil is pissed, so he cranks the thermostat all the way down. Everything gets really cold, and snow starts falling.
The devil looks over and the guy is cheering and whooping and hollering. He is jumping up and down with joy.
The devil asks "What's going on?"
The guy cheers "Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win the Series!!"
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On his first day in hell, the devil comes up to him and says "So, how do you like the temperature here?"
The guy replies "It's great! It's nice and hot, like Chicago in the summer. It feels like it's June and I am at the lakeshore."
So the devil goes over to the thermostat, and cranks it up.
"How do you like it now, smart guy?"
"Oh, it's fine. It's just like Chicago in July in the Loop."
Now the devil is angry, and cranks the thermostat more.
"How about now, pal?"
"It still feels like Chicago, like I am stuck on the Eisenhower in August, so not too bad."
Now the devil is pissed, so he cranks the thermostat all the way down. Everything gets really cold, and snow starts falling.
The devil looks over and the guy is cheering and whooping and hollering. He is jumping up and down with joy.
The devil asks "What's going on?"
The guy cheers "Cubs win! Cubs win! Cubs win the Series!!"
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