vernsgal
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sorry couldn't help myself 
An old,blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says ,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know 5 things:
1/ The bartender is a girl with a baseball bat
2/The bouncer is a blonde girl
3/I'm 6' tall, 175 lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate
4/The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional wrestler
5/The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No ...not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times."
An old,blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says ,
"Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know 5 things:
1/ The bartender is a girl with a baseball bat
2/The bouncer is a blonde girl
3/I'm 6' tall, 175 lb blonde woman with a black belt in karate
4/The woman sitting next to me is a blonde professional wrestler
5/The lady to your right is a blonde professional wrestler
Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No ...not if I'm going to have to explain it 5 times."
