A blind guy walks into a bar, takes a seat, and orders a beer.
A few minutes later, he says loudly, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bartender says, "Look, fella, I can see you're blind, so let me tell you a few things. The bouncer you walked past to get in here? She is blonde. The woman on your left is a cop, and she is blonde. The woman on your right? She is a judo instructor, and she is blonde. And you know what? I'm blonde, too. Sooooo, do you think you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
"No, no, no," says the blind guy. "Not if I am going to have to explain it four times."
A few minutes later, he says loudly, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bartender says, "Look, fella, I can see you're blind, so let me tell you a few things. The bouncer you walked past to get in here? She is blonde. The woman on your left is a cop, and she is blonde. The woman on your right? She is a judo instructor, and she is blonde. And you know what? I'm blonde, too. Sooooo, do you think you still want to tell that blonde joke?"
"No, no, no," says the blind guy. "Not if I am going to have to explain it four times."
