Alzheimers test

[Sage]

If you are over 55 yrs old, you SHOULD take this Alzheimer's Test . under
55, test your emotional IQ





How fast can you guess these words and fill-in the blanks?

1. _ _NDOM

2. F_ _K

3. P_N_S

4. PU_S_

5. S_X

6. BOO_S












































Answers:


1. RANDOM

2. FORK

3. PANTS

4. PULSE

5. SIX

6. BOOKS



You got all 6 wrong...didn't you?


You do NOT have Alzheimer's. You are a pervert.

 

[Boatboy24]

You do NOT have Alzheimer's. You are a pervert.

I don't understand. Is there a problem?

 

[vacuumpumpman]

I'm glad I don't have Alzheimer's !!!

 

[jswordy]

I'm glad I don't have Alzheimer's !!!

You sure as hell DO!!!!

http://www.winemakingtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=43251&highlight=alzheimer's+test

http://www.winemakingtalk.com/forum/showthread.php?t=40629&highlight=alzheimer's+test



(Edited cuz original search link no longer worked. And yep, I posted the same joke twice, a year apart. What was the reason I started typing here again?)

 

[Elmer]

You do NOT have Alzheimer's. You are a pervert.

You say that like it is a bad thing!!!

 

[vernsgal]

maybe a pervert with Alzheimer's.

 

[Elmer]

maybe a pervert with Alzheimer's.

Wouldn't that be an endless loop?

 

[Boatboy24]

Wouldn't that be an endless loop?

Or the perfect storm...

 

[sour_grapes]

maybe a pervert with Alzheimer's.

Wouldn't that be an endless loop?

Or the perfect storm...

Also known as: "The Dotage of Sour Grapes." (Welcome to my future, ladies and gents. Especially you ladies.)

 

[vernsgal]

I don't think it's a bad thing..just a thing