I went over to my favorite sporting goods store to get a 12-gauge shotgun for hunting this fall.
When I was ready to pay for the gun and shells, the lady at the register said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. Besides, I still don't think I looked that bad.
When I was ready to pay for the gun and shells, the lady at the register said, "Strip down, facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card reader.
They need to make their instructions to seniors a little clearer. Besides, I still don't think I looked that bad.
