winemanden
Senior Member
The teacher at school was trying to wean the children of babytalk.'No more babytalk,' she said. I want you all to use grown-up words from now on. 'James, what did you do this weekend?'
'I went to see my Nana,' he said.
'No,' said the teacher. 'You should say I went to see my Grandma.' Alice, what did you do?'
'I went for a ride on the Choo Choo.'
''No,' said the teacher. 'You should say I went for a ride on the Train.' 'Johnny, what did you do?'
'I read a book miss.'
'That's interesting,' said the teacher. 'What was it called?'
Little Johnny thought hard then said, 'It was called Winnie the Shit!'
'I went to see my Nana,' he said.
'No,' said the teacher. 'You should say I went to see my Grandma.' Alice, what did you do?'
'I went for a ride on the Choo Choo.'
''No,' said the teacher. 'You should say I went for a ride on the Train.' 'Johnny, what did you do?'
'I read a book miss.'
'That's interesting,' said the teacher. 'What was it called?'
Little Johnny thought hard then said, 'It was called Winnie the Shit!'
