Sirs
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I hope this is ok it might even make you laugh if it isn't ok please delete
A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his
knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white
wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like
that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny
quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."
A precious little girl walks into a petsmart shop and asks,
in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth,
"Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"
As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his
knees so that
he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white
wabbit,
or a thoft and fuwwy, bwack wabbit, or maybe one like
that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"
She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her
hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny
quiet voice,
"I don't think my python weally gives a thit."