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    Sage

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    A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a redneck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the redneck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.

    The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.

    After the trial, the brother went to the redneck's home, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.

    The redneck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.


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    While two families were waiting in line to enter the museum, their two 5-year-old boys were getting acquainted.

    "My name is Joshua. What's yours?" asked the first boy. "Adam" replied the second.

    "My daddy is a doctor. What does YOUR daddy do for a living?" asked Joshua. Adam proudly replied "My daddy is a lawyer".
    "Honest?" asked Joshua.
    "No, just the regular kind" replied Adam.
     
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