The Amish Elevator

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Ron0126

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An Amish girl and her mother were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

The girl asked, “Mother, what is this?” The mother, never having seen an elevator, responded, “I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don’t know what it is.”

While the girl and her mother watched with amazement, an old man in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the man rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the girl and her mother watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until the last number was reached, and they watched some more as the numbers began to light in reverse order. The walls opened up again and a good-looking young man stepped out.

The mother, not taking her eyes off the young man, said quietly to her daughter, “Go get your father.”
 

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