Success

[jswordy]

When you are two years old, success is not peeing in your pants.

When you are 16, success is "Gettin' a little."

When you are 50, success is all about having had a great career and family life.

When you are 65, success is "Gettin' a little."

And when you are 80, success is not peeing in your pants.

 

[Ajmassa]

I think this was posted on WMT a while back. Possibly even by you.

 

[sour_grapes]

I prefer the "dance mix" version:

At age 4 success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is having friends.
At age 16 success is having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is having sex.
At age 35 success is having money.
At age 50 success is having money.
At age 60 success is having sex.
At age 70 success is having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is having friends.
At age 80 success is not peeing in your pants.

 

[bkisel]

Are these posts being directed at me? How do I report this ageism to a moderator?

 

[sour_grapes]

Are these posts being directed at me?

Nobody thought so until you said that!!