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winemanden

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One morning an old couple were listening to the radio. The announcer said, 'We're going to have eight inches of snow today, please park your car on the even numbered side of the road so the snowplough can get through.'
The old lady goes out and moves her car.
A few days later they heard the radio announcer say, 'We're expecting twelve inches of snow today, you must park your car on the odd numbered side of the street so the snowploughs can get through.'
The old lady goes out and moves her car.
A week later they hear the announcer say, 'There's going to be fourteen inches of snow today, you must park...' Then the power goes out before he can finish what he was saying.
The old lady says to her husband, 'Honey, I don't know what to do. Which side of the street should I park my car?'
With love and understanding her husband says, 'Why don't you leave it in the garage this time dear!'
 
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