winemanden
Senior Member
A sailor is driven off course in a storm and is wrecked on a small island. Next morning he wakes on the beach. The sand and the sky are reddish.Walking around in a daze, he sees red birds, red grass, red trees, red bananas. He's shocked to find that even his skin is red.'Oh no!' he exclaims loudly. 'I'M MAROONED!'
