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BROTHEL SUES LOCAL CHURCH OVER LIGHTNING STRIKE
What an interesting turn of events in Mount Vernon, Texas ...
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their
building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the
local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from
expanding — with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at
their church.
Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the
grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to
the ground!
After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike,
the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about
"the power of prayer."
But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the
church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that
the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her
building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine
actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously
denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's
demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the
defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented,
"I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it
appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who
staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church
congregation that thinks it's all bulls**t”.
What an interesting turn of events in Mount Vernon, Texas ...
Diamond D's brothel began construction on an expansion of their
building to increase their ever-growing business. In response, the
local Baptist Church started a campaign to block the business from
expanding — with morning, afternoon, and evening prayer sessions at
their church.
Work on Diamond D's progressed right up until the week before the
grand reopening when lightning struck the whorehouse and burned it to
the ground!
After the cat-house was burned to the ground by the lightning strike,
the church folks were rather smug in their outlook, bragging about
"the power of prayer."
But late last week 'Big Jugs' Jill Diamond, the owner/madam, sued the
church, the preacher and the entire congregation on the grounds that
the church ... "was ultimately responsible for the demise of her
building and her business -- either through direct or indirect divine
actions or means."
In its reply to the court, the church vehemently and voraciously
denied any and all responsibility or any connection to the building's
demise.
The crusty old judge read through the plaintiff's complaint and the
defendant's reply, and at the opening hearing he commented,
"I don't know how the hell I'm going to decide this case, but it
appears from the paperwork, that we now have a whorehouse owner who
staunchly believes in the power of prayer, and an entire church
congregation that thinks it's all bulls**t”.
