- Jul 15, 2012
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I wish people would stop posting that image of my wife. I'm so embarrassed, I told her a darker red would be more photogenic.
My name is Craig, and I'm an alcoholic. I've been seeing strange things lately. I've been told it is my excessive drinking that causes these hallucinations. For example, tonight I opened a bottle of Diablo Rojo. Cheap kit with some added grape skins and tannins. Had been laying peacefully on it's side at about 58*F, so I gently pulled the cork, poured it into my ancient crate and barrel decanter meant for college lambrusco and impressing the ladies, and when I held up the bottle to look for sediment, I found rubies and diamonds in my bottle. They were so sparkly and shiny.
I am Craig, and I am an alcoholic.
Wine crystals. I get that sometimes.