I saw a Mormon with only one wife.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
Called to get Blue Book Value on my car. They asked if gas tank was full or empty.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.