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ibglowin

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Yep at first glance all I saw was NM missing which is pretty par for the course but then looking closer you see a complete swath of states are MIA.

New Mexico magazine has a page each month of stories submitted by their readers of humorous struggles of all sorts called



Delaware? Hell, how about Pennsylvania! Nebraska? KS?

Ooh, looking more closely now. ND? SD?

(I realize Mike was focusing on NM.)
 

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An 85 year old man with a 25 year old wife went to see the Doctor for a sperm count check. The Doctor gave him a small jar, saying,'Use this and bring it back tommorrow.' The man came back next day and handed the empty jar to the Doctor. 'What went wrong?' asked the Doctor.
'Well,' said the man. 'First of all I used my right hand, then the left hand. No luck. I asked my wife and she tried both hands, her feet and her armpit. No luck, so I asked our neighbour Adelle. She tried both hands, between her knees and between her thighs.No damn luck!'
The astounded Doctor gasped, 'You actually asked your neighbour to help!'
'Sure did,' replied the man. 'Not one of us could get the damned lid off the jar!' 🤣
 
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