Delaware? Hell, how about Pennsylvania! Nebraska? KS?
Ooh, looking more closely now. ND? SD?
(I realize Mike was focusing on NM.)
An 85 year old man with a 25 year old wife went to see the Doctor for a sperm count check. The Doctor gave him a small jar, saying,'Use this and bring it back tommorrow.' The man came back next day and handed the empty jar to the Doctor. 'What went wrong?' asked the Doctor.