Post a Meme, any Meme! (no politics)

Winemaking Talk - Winemaking Forum

Help Support Winemaking Talk - Winemaking Forum:

Rocky

Chronologically Gifted Member
WMT Supporter
Joined
Jan 29, 2011
Messages
6,589
Reaction score
4,304
Location
Columbus, OH
Some random thoughts...

  • My wife is back on the warpath again! She was up for making a sex movie last night and all I said is that I would like auditions for her part.
  • My wife packed my bags and told me to get out. As I walked out the door, she screamed, "I hop you die a long, slow, miserable death!" I replied, "Oh, so now you want me to stay?!"
  • I installed a strobe light in the bedroom. It makes my wife look like she is actually moving during sex.
 

Rocky

Chronologically Gifted Member
WMT Supporter
Joined
Jan 29, 2011
Messages
6,589
Reaction score
4,304
Location
Columbus, OH
For all you punsters out there...


  • How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.
  • Venison again for dinner again? Oh deer!
  • I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
  • England has no Kidney bank but it does have a Liverpool.
  • I tried to catch some fog but I mist.
  • They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
  • Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
  • I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on me.
  • When chemists die, they barium.
  • I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
  • I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
  • When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
  • Broken pencils are pointless.
  • What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
  • I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.
  • I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
  • Don't worry about old age; it doesn't last.
 

Latest posts

Top