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Mary Had A Little Lamb
Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,
Between two slices of bread.


Humpty Dumpty
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,
and all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
 

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Mary had a little lamb,
She tied it to the heater.
And every time it turned around,
it burned its little seater.
 

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You two have obviously missed your calling.
 

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Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone
when she bent over
Rover, he drove her
he had a bone of his own

too much?
 

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Mary had a little skirt
Twas slit right up the side
And every time that Mary sat
You could see her thigh

Mary had another skirt
Twas slit right up the front

... but she didn't wear that one very often.

more tame.
 

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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.

Jill forgot to take her pill
And now she has a daughter!
 

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Are you sure those were morels you ate?
 

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Are you sure those were morels you ate?
My past signature, I gotta be left cause I ain't right. That pretty much sums me up. I think differently than most, look at things differently than most and often laugh so hard I cry.

Some of my favorite TV shows, My Name Is Earl, Seinfeld and Jimmy Neutron
My favorite movies-Mean Girls, Can't Hardly Wait and Galaxy Quest.

I also have an intelligent side and enjoy NCIS and The Bourne Trilogy's.

Still I'm slightly off balance.:tz
 

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Mary had a little skirt
Twas slit right up the side
And every time that Mary sat
You could see her thigh

Mary had another skirt
Twas slit right up the front

... but she didn't wear that one very often.

more tame.
HAHAHHAA LOVE IT!!!!! to effing funny!

these are great yall gimmie more :D
 

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