jswordy
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Blonde talking on the phone with her friend:
"So last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
"Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. They complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
"Helloooo,........... just because I'm a blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged!
"So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year – that these windows would pay for themselves in a year...
"Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him."
"All I heard was silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back.
"I bet he felt like an idiot."
"So last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.
"Today, I got a call from Home Depot who installed them. They complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn't paid for them.
"Helloooo,........... just because I'm a blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically mentally challenged!
"So, I told him just what his fast-talking sales guy told me last year – that these windows would pay for themselves in a year...
"Hellooooo? It's been a year, so they're paid for, I told him."
"All I heard was silence at the other end of the line, so I finally hung up. He never called back.
"I bet he felt like an idiot."