winemanden
Senior Member
A drunken priest is pulled over for speeding.
Smelling alcohol on the priests breath and noticing a wine bottle on the passenger seat, the traffic cop asks, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'
The priest replies, 'Just water.'
'Then tell me,' the policeman asks. 'How is it I can smell wine?'
The priest looks down at the bottle and exclaims, 'Good Lord, He's done it again!'
Smelling alcohol on the priests breath and noticing a wine bottle on the passenger seat, the traffic cop asks, 'Sir, have you been drinking?'
The priest replies, 'Just water.'
'Then tell me,' the policeman asks. 'How is it I can smell wine?'
The priest looks down at the bottle and exclaims, 'Good Lord, He's done it again!'
