winemanden
Senior Member
A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Aussie were having a drink at a bar in America.
'It's very nice in here,' says the Scotsman, 'but I still prefer the the pubs back home In Glasgow. There's a little bar called McTavish's. The landlord is great, when you buy four drinks he gives you the fith one free.'
'Well,' says the English man', at my local ,the Red Lion, the barman gives us the third drink free.'
'That's nothing', says the Aussie. 'Back home in Sydney there's Bruce's bar. Now the minute you step into the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid, and it's all on the house.'
The Scotsman and the Englishmanlaugh and pour scorn on the Aussies claims, but the Aussies swears that it's true.
'Well,' says the Englishman, 'has this actually happened to you?'
'Not to me personally, no' says the Aussie, 'but it did happen to my sister.'
'It's very nice in here,' says the Scotsman, 'but I still prefer the the pubs back home In Glasgow. There's a little bar called McTavish's. The landlord is great, when you buy four drinks he gives you the fith one free.'
'Well,' says the English man', at my local ,the Red Lion, the barman gives us the third drink free.'
'That's nothing', says the Aussie. 'Back home in Sydney there's Bruce's bar. Now the minute you step into the place, they'll buy you a drink, then another, all the drinks you like. Then when you've had enough, they take you upstairs and see that you get laid, and it's all on the house.'
The Scotsman and the Englishmanlaugh and pour scorn on the Aussies claims, but the Aussies swears that it's true.
'Well,' says the Englishman, 'has this actually happened to you?'
'Not to me personally, no' says the Aussie, 'but it did happen to my sister.'
