winemanden
Senior Member
A woman was at a party when she was seized round the waist and kissed by a man who partaken one too many. He soon let go of her and apologized 'I'm sorry my dear, I thought you were my wife.'
The woman said 'Fancy having you for a husband, you drunken, clumsy, disgusting beast!'
The man grinned. 'There you are,' he said. 'You not only look like her, you sound like her too!'
The woman said 'Fancy having you for a husband, you drunken, clumsy, disgusting beast!'
The man grinned. 'There you are,' he said. 'You not only look like her, you sound like her too!'
