Judge

[geek]

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?
Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.
Judge: Can't they do without you at work?
Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.

 

[meadmaker1]

There is nothing funny about jury duty ive served 9 freaking times and been on 3 trials.
The last one for 2 weeks.
Very unpleasant subject to sit through.
Im done ive served

 

[jswordy]

I dunno, I got out of jury duty for a murder trial by telling them I had an important meeting at work. I did, too.

Another way is to just tell them you already know the guy is guilty, you can tell by his face!

 

[Trevor7]

Would you trust your fate to 12 people who couldn't come up with an excuse to get out of Jury Duty?