winemanden
Senior Member
During the Ryder cup in Ireland, Tiger Woods drove his BMW to a petrol station in a remote part of Ireland.
'Hello sir,' says the old attendant. Tiger nods hello and bends forward to pick up the hose. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket on to the ground.
'What are they ,then, son?' asks the old man.
'They're called tees,' replies Tiger. '
'Well, what are they for?' asks the Irishman.
'They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving,' says Tiger.'
Fantastic,' says the Irishman. 'Those BMW boys think of everything!'
'Hello sir,' says the old attendant. Tiger nods hello and bends forward to pick up the hose. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket on to the ground.
'What are they ,then, son?' asks the old man.
'They're called tees,' replies Tiger. '
'Well, what are they for?' asks the Irishman.
'They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving,' says Tiger.'
Fantastic,' says the Irishman. 'Those BMW boys think of everything!'
