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I laughed at this - so i thought i would share a good laugh - enjoy.

Hope you like the "Little Johnny" jokes.



HOW TO SELL ... TOOTHBRUSHES

The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very
excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30," she
said
proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil
spirit and
I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next:

"I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and I explained to everyone
that
magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher..

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

The teacher held her breath ...

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box
full of
cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher,

"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much
money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a
Dip &
Chip stand, I gave everybody who walked by a free sample."

They all said the same thing, "Hey, this tastes like dog ****!"

Then I would say,"It is dog ****. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

"I used the governmental approach of giving you something shitty that
they say is good, and then making

you pay to get the shitty taste out of your mouth."
 
Real good. A classic for sure and not to far from the truth!! LMFAO for sure!
 
I agree. Whoever posted it is pobably full of sheet and linen!! I mean sheet and lion.
Mostly I mean sheet, but lying for shirt!

Who is going to iron out this mess? LOL

:slp
 
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