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An old couple were sitting in church listening to the priest's sermon. The old lady whispered to her husband, "I've just dropped a fart, good job it doesn't smell".
Her husband replied, "You forgot your nose drops again, didn't you?"
Members of the congregation were turning round to look at them
"Shush. Good job it was a silent one" she murmured.
He looked at her and shook his head," You need a new battery in your hearing aid!"
 

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