Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as the ball flew towards four men who were playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men and he straight away clasped his groin, fell to the ground and rolled around in agony. The woman rushed over to the man and began to apologise. 'Please let me help. I'm a physiotherapist and I know I can relieve your pain if youll let me.' 'No I'll be alright,'he replied. She persisted and he finally agreed. She gently took his hands away, unzipped his trousers and put her hand inside. She began to massage him. 'How does that feel?' she asked. He replied, 'It feels great, but my thumb hurts like hell!'