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1. What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.
2. How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You Rocket.
3. How many tickles does it take to get an squid to laugh? Ten-tickles.
4. Why did the cold man stand in the corner? Because he figured it to be 90 degrees.
5. What type of undergarment does a cloud wear? Thunder-wear.
6. What did the cow say to the calf? It's pasture bedtime.
7. What goes snap, crackle, and squeak? Mice Krispies.
8. What do you call a person who is outstanding in his field? A Farmer.
9. Why do mathematicians stay away from the beach? Because they know that they only need SINE and COS to get TAN.
10. Why did the photon have no baggage? Because he was traveling light.
2. How do you put a baby alien to sleep? You Rocket.
3. How many tickles does it take to get an squid to laugh? Ten-tickles.
4. Why did the cold man stand in the corner? Because he figured it to be 90 degrees.
5. What type of undergarment does a cloud wear? Thunder-wear.
6. What did the cow say to the calf? It's pasture bedtime.
7. What goes snap, crackle, and squeak? Mice Krispies.
8. What do you call a person who is outstanding in his field? A Farmer.
9. Why do mathematicians stay away from the beach? Because they know that they only need SINE and COS to get TAN.
10. Why did the photon have no baggage? Because he was traveling light.