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Ron0126

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An Alabama fan, an Auburn fan, an Ole Miss fan, and a Tennessee fan were captured while fighting in a far-off foreign land, and the leader of the captors said, 'We're going to line you up in front of a firing squad and shoot you all in turn. But first, you each can make a final wish.'

The Auburn fan responds, 'I'd like to hear the Auburn fight song just one more time to remind me of the “Loveliest Village on the Plains, played by the Auburn Marching Band.'

The Ole Miss fan replies, 'I'd like to hear “Forward Rebels“ just one more time to remind me of picnicking and tailgating in The Grove, sung by Caroline Herring.'

The Tennessee fan answers, 'I'd like to hear “Rocky Top” just one more time to remind me of the hill country surrounding Knoxville, sung by an entire stadium of University of Tennessee fans.’

The Alabama fan says quickly, 'I'd like to be shot first.'
 
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