I guess it'll just be the midwesterners left when both the east coast and the west coast fall off into the ocean. Having ocean-front property on both sides should increase the value of my house.... ya think?
Keep them little ones coming...
It's when they don't come that the big one sneaks up on ya!
My advice is to get rid of the plastic four legged chairs and get a rocking chair.
Then you could just ride out the ground swells.