Couple sex...

[fedup]

All you Grandpas and Grandmas, this is too funny not to shsre. We are all reaching that stage where we need to keep the wax out of our ears and keep the hearing aids tuned up.
What Is Couple Sex?
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in theyard and asked him, "Grampa, what is a couple sex?
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided th...at ifshe's old enough to know to ask the question then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities that go along with it.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question,honey?
The little girl replied, "Well, Grandma says to tell you that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.

 

[winemanden]

Ted had died and his four old mates went to the viewing. Albert said 'Sorry Ted, I still owe you Five pounds'. He took out his wallet and put a Five pound note in the coffin. George said 'I owe him as well'. he put a Fiver in the coffin. 'Me too' said Fred, putting a Five pound note in the coffin. Willy, noted for being a tight-fisted, said 'I owe him Ten pounds', patted his pockets and said 'Oh dear forgot my wallet'. He took out his cheque book and wrote a cheque for twenty five pounds, put it in the coffin and took the fifteen pounds in change.