Body language

[winemanden]

BB King's wife wanted to surprise him for his birthday, so she goes to a tattoo parlour and has a big 'B' tattooed on each of her buttocks.
When BB gets home later that night, he opens the door to find his naked wife bent over showing off her new tattoos.
BB can't believe his eyes, and shouts 'Who the hell is Bob?'

 

[jswordy]

BB King's wife wanted to surprise him for his birthday, so she goes to a tattoo parlour and has a big 'B' tattooed on each of her buttocks.
When BB gets home later that night, he opens the door to find his naked wife bent over showing off her new tattoos.
BB can't believe his eyes, and shouts 'Who the hell is Bob?'

A woman in Texas decided to treat her husband, so she went to the tattoo parlor and had a picture of Hank Williams inked onto her left inner thigh and a portrait of Merle Haggard tattooed on the inner right thigh.

That night in bed, after a suitable warmup, she disrobed and said to hubby, "I guess you know who these ol' boys are!"

He looked hard at her artwork, back and forth, then shook his head, puzzled.

"I dunno who them fellers on either side are, but that guy in the middle is Willie Nelson!"