winemanden
Senior Member
A knock came at our back door, there stood a young blonde. 'I'm working my way through college, ' she said. 'I'll do any job you like for 25 dollars.'
My wife said 'Get her to paint the porch, you're reluctant to do it.'
'OK,' I said to the girl. 'You'll find some blue paint and a brush in the garage.'
The blonde went off and twenty minutes later she knocked the door again. 'All finished,' she said.
'That was quick,' I said, handing her the 25 dollars.
'No problem,' she replied. 'By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche!'
My wife said 'Get her to paint the porch, you're reluctant to do it.'
'OK,' I said to the girl. 'You'll find some blue paint and a brush in the garage.'
The blonde went off and twenty minutes later she knocked the door again. 'All finished,' she said.
'That was quick,' I said, handing her the 25 dollars.
'No problem,' she replied. 'By the way, it's a Ferrari, not a Porsche!'
