Blind man and his guide dog

[mikewatkins727]

A blind man with a guide dog was talking to a woman. Suddenly the dog cocked his leg and piddled on the blind man. The man started patting the dog on his head. 'You are kind,' said the woman. 'Most people would be upset.' 'I am,' replied the man. 'I'm just making sure which end is which so I can kick him in the balls!!!'

 

[cmason1957]

When I was in college (this would have been back in about 1980 or so), there was a professor who was blind with a guide dog. For some reason, this professor had to go between building fairly often, at about the same time as I had to go between buildings. I don't think he and his dog got along well at all. I often saw and heard him berating his dog and the dog going to the wrong building as evidenced by what he was saying to the dog. This joke reminded me of that professor.