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Ron0126

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Two friends, Willie and Maurice, were walking back home along an old dirt road after a long day's work in the field.

Maurice: "Willie, if you had two shiny new Cadillacs, would you give me one of 'em?"
Willie: "You're my best friend. You know I would."

They walked for another five minutes, not saying anything to each other.

Maurice: "Willie, if you had two great big ol' houses, would you give me one of 'em?"
Willie: "Maurice, you're my best friend. If I had two great big ol' houses, of course I'd give you one of 'em."

They walked along for another ten minutes in silence.

Maurice: "Willie, suppose you had two hogs. Would you give me one of 'em?"
Willie cut his eyes Maurice's way: "Sheeet man, you know I got two hogs ... "
 

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