Been missing

[Wade E]

Sorry, I havent been on here as much as usual as there have been 2 kittens stray in my back yard and they were just too small to leave out there with temps around 5* at night so I trapped both of them yesterday and then felt real bad bout leaving the mother so got her a little while ago. I dont have a trap so really had to be inventive with a cat carrier, roast beef, and and a long string and many hours watching it freezing my a$$ off! They are all doing good now as my wife actually just bathed the momma. The kittens arent much bigger then your fist.

 

[whine4wine]

Great story Wade.
Your just a softy at heart.

 

[Wade E]

Ill post pics of these critters tomorrow. Great, now we have 5 cats and a big dog.

 

[djrockinsteve]

Now you really need to cover your primaries!

 

[Runningwolf]

Want some bread to go with those kittens?

 

[Larryh86GT]

How to Bathe a Cat

Dear Cat Owner, Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

 

[Sirs]

OMG I'm just now able to type as I was laughing to hard as I read this I got a visual of it and couldn't help but laugh as I remember being young and doing cats somewhat like this in the cow's watering trough we'd hold by nap of the neck dunk a time or 2 to get wet then soap up and re-dunk to rinse then let go.... for some reason they stayed clear of us for a few days never figured out why....LOL

How to Bathe a Cat

Dear Cat Owner, Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:
1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "power wash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

 

[BobF]

You were missing?

 

[Julie]

You were missing?

Haven't you noticed how quiet it has been around here lately,

 

[Lurker]

I just had surgery on Tuesday and should not laugh. It hurts.

 

[Julie]

I just had surgery on Tuesday and should not laugh. It hurts.

Aaah Richard, hope everything went well and wish you a fast recovery. And be careful on what post your read!

 

[Wade E]

I too hope everything went and stays well over there Richard!

 

[Runningwolf]

Richard hope all is well and you're back up and well quickly.

 

[Tom]

I just had surgery on Tuesday and should not laugh. It hurts.

Wine is g@@d for you.....

 

[Wade E]

Heres the pic of the 2 cuties. It was 5* out this morning. Man they are getting big fast. All they do is eat and poop!

 

[jeepingchick]

OMG so cute! I miss having a kitty around, but hubs and the kid are alergic so I am SOL...

 

[St Allie]

do they have different coloured eyes Wade?

 

[Wade E]

No, they just have a bad photographer (Me)! They really look bigger in the pic also then they really are.

 

[Minnesotamaker]

............... All they do is eat and poop!

That's probably the same thing they say about you.

 

[Boozehag]

ohhhhh cute! Glad to hear you are so compassionate Wade!!