winemanden
Senior Member
A little boy was on a plane with his mother.
'Mummy,' he said. 'If a big doggie can have littles doggies, and a big cat can have little kitties, why doesn't a big plane have little planes?'
Mother was a bit embarrassed by the question, said to the little boy, 'Ask the stewardess, she knows all about planes.'
The little boy left his seat and went to the service area and asked a stewardess, 'If a big doggie can have littles doggies, and a big cat can have little kitties, why doesn't a big plane have little planes?'
She asked him if his Mummy had sent him. The boy nodded yes.
The stewardess bent down and whispered in his ear, 'Tell your Mummy it's because British Airways always pull out in time!'
'Mummy,' he said. 'If a big doggie can have littles doggies, and a big cat can have little kitties, why doesn't a big plane have little planes?'
Mother was a bit embarrassed by the question, said to the little boy, 'Ask the stewardess, she knows all about planes.'
The little boy left his seat and went to the service area and asked a stewardess, 'If a big doggie can have littles doggies, and a big cat can have little kitties, why doesn't a big plane have little planes?'
She asked him if his Mummy had sent him. The boy nodded yes.
The stewardess bent down and whispered in his ear, 'Tell your Mummy it's because British Airways always pull out in time!'
