And you maybe thought wine makers were pretentious.....

[balatonwine]

 

[sour_grapes]

Phew! You had me wondering!

From the Wikipedia page for This is That:

This is That is a news satire program broadcast on CBC Radio, which airs comedic news stories presented in the style of a real CBC Radio public affairs program.[1]

The program, whose style has been compared to The Onion, has drawn phone calls from listeners who did not realize that they were listening to a comedy program and took the content seriously;[1] Oldring and Kelly admit to having been surprised that listeners would be fooled.[3]

 

[jswordy]

I have traded smoking woods across country by UPS. I actually have some plum that was cut from trees trimmed underneath the Golden Gate Bridge. Sooo... Not that far from some realities!