A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi

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Ron0126

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi wanted to see who was best at his job. So each one went into the woods to find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

Later, they all got together and the priest began: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the catechism and sprinkled him with holy water. Next week is his first Communion.”

“I found a bear by the stream,” said the minister, “and preached God’s holy Word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.”

They both look down at the rabbi, who was lying on a gurney in a body cast. “Looking back,” he says, “maybe I shouldn’t have started with the 
circumcision.”
 

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